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(en) US, Media Statement - BBB Pies GE Lobbyist in New Zealand

From Biotic Baking Brigade <bbb@asis.com>
Date Wed, 16 Oct 2002 04:00:28 -0400 (EDT)

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Wellington, October 14
This morning the public face of the Pro GE lobby group New Zealand Life
Sciences Network (LSN), William Rolleston, was on the receiving end of a
hand-to-face pie. The meticulously planned operation left Rolleston
licking his lips
just minutes before the AGM of the LSN at the Westpac Trust Stadium.

The full facial presentation was made by underground bakers of the Pacific
Division of the Biotic Baking Brigade (BBBPD) in response to LSN's lobbying
for the engineering of closer inter-special relationships by breaking down
natural barriers between man and animal.

Special Agent Puha of the BBBPD said: "He was pied for a number of offences
including support of Ag Research in their transgenic servicing of the
controversial Waikato dairy herd; pushing for dismissal of public and
concerns; milking public hopes for medical wonder-drugs; and for general
attempts to turn bull  into cream for human consumption. All in all
he was a prime
candidate for receiving strategic pastry."

The pie was specially ordered to fit the particular requirements of the
target. Ingredients included cow by-products, GE plant derived oil
and starches,
as well as spices, emulsifiers and preservatives.

The preparations for the incident began after the Pacific Division of the
Biotic Baking Brigade (BBBPD) had received orders from headquarters in the
Californian Redwoods to conduct "Operation: Magpie" on an executive of the Life
Sciences Network. Several Special Agents were actively taking part in the
infiltration of the location. There were no losses amongst the agents.

Rolleston is one of several apologists of the GE industry that have been
targeted in pastry uprising throughout the world for crimes against truth,
language, democracy and nature. Others include Bob Shapiro the former Monsanto
CEO; Canadan Prime Minister Jean Chretien and Keith Campbell, creator of Dolly
the cloned sheep and co-author of the modest book "The Second Creation."

In the words of Special Agent Puha: "The claims of the LSN have been flying
in the face of international concern and common sense for several years. Now
that the tables are turned they cannot wipe their faces clean anymore. If
they try -we will pie."

Note to the editor:
The BBBPD has recently established a network of locally owned organic
bakeries throughout the country. It has links to 48 divisions
internationally, and
has successfully inserted recipes in over 1500 published recipe books in
eight different languages.

Contact the Pacific Division of the BBB at: bbb-pacific@gmx.net


"You give but little when you give of your possessions.
It is when you give of your pie that you truly give."
-Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931)

The Biotic Baking Brigade.....coming soon to a pie-o-region near you.

bbb@asis.com                              http://www.asis.com/~bbb/

Friends of the BBB: c/o POB 40130, San Francisco, CA 94140, Amerika

Dessert Storm - an international month of pie-ing now has
open publishing news section - indymedia style - for your
photos, text, video of piesploits!!

(((  globalise the pie!  )))


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