A-Infos (en) Britain, Anarchist journal Classs War #92 SUMMER 2007 - TOFF WITH THEIR HEADS! -- TOFFS OUT

David Cameron Exposed, Sir Ian Blair Interview, Multi-cultural Myths and your 
own Royal Wedding Sick Bag - it's all in your summer sizzler Class War. 
Phooargh! ---- WOULDN'T YOU FIND it a bit fucking odd if you were told 19 
British Prime Ministers went to the same school? Well... they did... they all 
went to Eton the poshest public school in the country. It would have been 20 but 
Tony Blair went to Fettes public school ­ described as `the Eton of the North'. 
But don't worry...there'll be another one along in a minute. David Cameron went 
to Eton... then the well trod path to Oxbridge and government. 15 of his Tory 
front benchers also went to Eton including chums George Osborne and Boris 
Johnson... then on to Oxbridge. But apparently talk of an upper class elite 
running the country is out of date!
Under the last five years of New Labour Old Etonians
using the old school tie to get into Oxford has increased
by 70%!!
Recent surveys have shown that the privately
educated dominate practically every aspect of our
lives... government, civil service, education, television,
newspapers, culture, finance, public services, private
companies, corporations... even fucking comedy.
Listen to Daniel Wright director of `Hot Fuzz' talking
about his days as a `Bluecoat Boy'... or Tory Toffs like
Guy Ritchie passing himself off as a "well'ard" type
geezer... or David Baddiel and the rest of the class
tourists eulogising over football like no one had heard
about it before they got their class credentials by
association.
There is no aspect of our lives they have not colonised
from where we live to what we fucking eat. Even the
alleged opposition to the government in the anti-war
movement is led by Oxbridge toffs like Tony Benn,
Tariq Ali and Ken Loach
The Class war is ongoing and we're fucking losing it.
When Douglas Hurd lost the Tory party leadership to
John Major he blamed his Old Etonian past saying
the days were gone when an Old Etonian could be
Prime Minister in a modern democracy. How wrong he
was! The class divide is as strong as ever despite David
Cameron's attempts to pass himself off as an ordinary
decent bloke.
Well Cameron ­ YOU HAVE BEEN RUMBLED! In
this issue of Class War we expose Cameron for the
aristocratic lying toffee nosed inbred he is with a piece
of investigative reporting that the tabloids couldn't
match or dare not run. And we make a modest
suggestion as to what to do about it...

DAVE CAMERON - THE ORDINARY BLOKE EXPOSED:

David Cameron is the cousin of the Conservative
political journalist and editor Ferdinand Mount, third
Baronet and the grandson of Sir William Mount
the second Baronet. He is related to many British
aristocratic families being descended from the seventh
Earl of Denbigh, the first Earl of Ducie, the first Earl
of Caernarfon, the second Earl of Egremont, the sixth
Duke of Somerset and the second Earl of Shrewsbury.
He is also related to the British Royal Royal family
by descent of his paternal grandmother from King
William IV and he is the fifth cousin twice removed
of Queen Elizabeth II. He is also a descendant of the
first Marquis of Montrose as well as Frederick the
fifth of Germany and Queen Elizabeth of Bohemia the
daughter of King James the first.
So just like you and me then...
Sarah Cameron - `the ordinary girl from Scunthorpe'...
that was how she portrayed herself at the Conservative
party conference, but failed to state the fact that was
actually on her father Sir Reginald Sheffield's 300
acre Normanby Hall estate near Scunthorpe which has
been in the family since 1590.
Ancestors of the old Etonian Lincolnshire landowner
were said to include the Speaker of the House of
Commons during the reign of Henry VIII. Her mother
is Annabel Jones who owned the Beauchamp place
jewellery shop and now runs Oka the swanky interior
design and lighting shops - she is now married to old
Etonian Viscount Astor - a Minister in John Major's
government. Sarah is a descendant of King Charles
II and the first Duchess of Cleveland as well as King
Charles II via his daughter by Moll Davies and is also
a descendant of Francesco the first, the Medici Grand
Duke of Tuscany.
Cameron... is a paid up member of the Countryside
Alliance and regularly goes stag hunting on his father-
in-law's 35,000 acre estate in Scotland where he boasts
of his stag killing hotshot shooting abilities.
After prep school young Dave followed in the family
tradition and went to Eton. In a strange twist of fate
his headmaster Eric Anderson had been Tony Blair's
housemaster at Fettes public school in Scotland,
sometimes dubbed the Scottish Eton.
At Oxford Cameron joined the Bullingdon club a
socially exclusive toff student dining Society famous
for its well-off members and destructive binges.
Membership is by invitation only and prohibitively
expensive for most. The Bullindon Club was founded
over hundred 50 years ago originally as a hunting
club and now is primarily a dining club supporting
the local hunts. Members traditionally dress IN
TAILCOATS ­ a specially made tail coat in royal blue
with ivory silk lapels facing brass monogrammed
buttons and mustard waistcoat... AT A COST OF OVER
£2,000 each.
Cameron was a member of the wretched Bullingdon
Club when they smashed up a pub outside Oxford but
got away with it because their mummies and daddies
paid for the damage and the cops refused to bring
any charges despite the landlord demanding their
prosecution. Another member accounts how they
journeyed to London shooting out traffic lights on the
way... again no charges despite any crashes they may
have caused.

THAT BULLINGDON PHOTO:

`It's rare that I view the photo of a group of strapping
young men and am filled with an overwhelming desire
to strafe them with an Uzi. Or to drop them all in the
middle of the Borneo rainforest with some dinner jacket
and a bottle of Bolly and shout `see how far that gets
you mate'. Seething hostility verging on psychosis was
my presiding emotional when seeing the 1987 picture
of the Bullingdon Club published in a new biography
of Cameron. Have you ever seen such bad job arrogant
inbred sphincter faced tosspots?
The bully boys may I suppose claim something satirical
in their toffee nosed swagger poised as they are as if
about to thrash a brace of footmen for insubordination
but nobody I know is laughing. Nor do they give a
monkeys about whether Cameron smoked cannabis
or not while he was a student I suspect most people
wouldn't give a damn if he mainlined heroin and lived
in a brothel.
But the shaming evidence that he once flaunted
himself as the living embodiment of floppy hair
Brideshead style privilege has the potential to decimate
his credibility and I suspect it is women who will be
the most repelled. I didn't meet a single female last
week who hasn't expressed skin creeping revulsion in
reaction to the picture. In fact the Bulingdon photo
INDUCED unprecedented use of obscenity in even the
mildest mannered females I met.
I am the first to admit I'd make a crappy class warrior
but not now that I've seen the Bullingdon photo...'
- Rowan Pelling, in The Independent.
The Tories have now attempted damage limitation and
got the photographers in Oxford who have copyright
on the photo to withdraw it from publication. Well
tough shit... sue us... its on the front page so we can all
see what an inbred tosser toff Cameron really is.
And what are we going to do about it?

TOFFS OUT: BASH THE RICH: MARCH ON CAMERON'S HOUSE IN NOTTING HILL ON
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 3RD 2007

DETOURING TO THE SWANKY HOMES OF THE REST OF THE NOTTING HILL SET ­ GEORGE 
OSBORNE/TOM PARKER BOWLES/ INSERT RICH PARASITE OF YOUR CHOICE. OLD ETONIANS 
FUCK OFF!

CLASS WAR... NAKED... UNAPOLOGETIC... AND BACK ON THE FUCKING AGENDA!!
(BULLINGDON CLUB ATTIRE OPTIONAL)

QUOTES:

"They're all cut from the same cloth and it annoys me
that the biggest political icon from the last 30 years
has been Margaret Thatcher, someone who tried to
destroy the working class... it freaks me out you know.
So I don't really think there's anything left to vote
for. That's why people don't vote... why people would
rather vote for celebrity talent shows than would vote
for politics."
- Noel Gallagher of Oasis, quoted on the BBC website
15/2/07. Clearly drinking champers with Mr Tony all
those years ago was a mistake...
"For the hooligans of Catania, it was the police, and
not the Palermo fans, who represented Enemy No.1"
- World Soccer magazine, discussing the Serie A
match between Catania and Palermo on Sicily, which
ended in one of the largest riots in football history,
and the death of a riot policeman on 2/2/07.
"The Muslim Council of Britain (MCB) shouldn't try to
force its religious agenda on children who may not want
it. The government needs to send the MCB packing.
Schools should be about teaching, not preaching."
- Terry Sanderson of the National Secular Society,
after a Muslim Council of Britain report in February
on how it expects Muslim children to be treated in
state schools. This included restrictions on swimming
lessons, sex education, games and making school trips
single sex only.
"The link between the common man and the player
has almost gone. It's almost become a them and us
situation and I think that's sad. It's gone past passion
­ it's reached the point of hatred and it's sad, but
that's the way football is going. A lot of people who
support their team are jealous of the players."
- Wigan manager Paul Jewell states the bleeding
obvious. Daily Mail 31/3/07.
"The average price of a London home is £287,176. This
is more than 9 times the average London salary. There
were 35,000 fewer council and housing association
social homes in 2006 than in 2000"
- Green London Assembly member Jenny Jones on
the housing crisis in London.
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