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(en) UK, class war 86 - C W A C K E R S

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Date Wed, 31 Mar 2004 09:19:32 +0200 (CEST)

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Class War Against Christian Wankers
Once again CWACKERS have been busy annoying the holy ones
and we have some good news to share to all you prayer-dodgers
out there.
All the way from the USA, priest John Goegham known locally as
P.P. (Paedophile Priest) after being sentenced to ten years for
abusing children in his care, was found beaten to death.
More than 130 people claimed they had been abused by PP. The
church hushed things up for over three decades by moving him
from parish to parish until the scale of his crimes came to light.
We have heard this method of the church covering their tracks
before. More good news came after the church was fined and had
to award 86 accusers $10m and pay a further $65m to settle
hundreds more cases.
Will PP be knocking on heavens door right now?
His protector who helped keep the lid on things, Cardinal Bernard
Law the spiritual leader of American Catholics, tried to ride out the
scandal but was forced to resign after public outrage. Bernard Law
is now preaching to nuns in a convent??.do they ever learn?

Is There A God?
A driver in Russia went into a church to ask Gods blessing for a
safe journey home, and came out to find that his &70,000 Jeep had
been stolen.

Pole of Proles
With the government's proposed new test of “Britishness“ for immigrants
being introduced, Class War thought it would be a good time to test our
readers to find out how many of you are true class warriors.

Try our quiz to test your working class credentials.

1. You are walking down a local street at night when you see a British
National Party member out leafleting. Do you:

1. Have a discussion with them about the pros and cons of the Euro
2. Hide your Anti-Nazi League badge and cross the road hurriedly,
composing in your mind a stiff letter to The Guardian
3. Sneak up behind them, hit them over the head with a blunt instrument
then kick them several times until they see the error of their ways

1. Its Saturday morning. Are you:

1. Going out to support your local fox hunt
2. Flogging over-priced lefty papers in the town centre
3. In bed nursing a fucking massive hangover

1. There is an anti-capitalist demonstration in central London. Are you:

1. Complaining to traffic police about how its interrupted your shopping
on Regents Street
2. Flogging over priced lefty newspapers on Oxford Street
3. In the pub enjoying some Dutch courage waiting for it to kick off

1. Its Friday evening, and you are …….

1. Having a dinner party with all the local toffs
2. Attending a shit Marxist forum before selling over-priced lefty papers
3. Doing a spot of graffiti before going down the pub to meet all your mates

1. You are about to attend a gig in town. Are you …….

1. Going to see Swan lake
2. Outside the venue flogging overpriced lefty newspapers
3. In a pub drinking loads of cheep beers before going to see your favourite


Mostly a's You are a fat Tory bastard. What are you doing reading Class War?
Mostly b's You obviously think you are a class warrior but have got mixed up
with the Trots. Please leave now and do something useful with your life.
Mostly c's Congratulations you have passed the test. See you on the next riot!

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